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At 7:35 A.M, you lay your tired body on mine
before peeling off, like a slow band-aid.

At 8:40 you sprint home and make instant coffee.

At 9:45 we finally drink it, cold.
I finish your leftover half.

By 10:50 you are already breathless.
I live for every time we overlap.

When 11:55 comes I spend the entire minute convincing you to stay.
You never do.

By noon I put my hands on your shoulders and say, “Baby,
you’re getting thin. All this running in circles and barely sitting down to eat.”

At 1:05 you tell me that while you were gone,
15,300 babies were born.

At 2:10 you don’t say a word,
just come in and kiss me for sixty seconds straight.

At 3:15 we sit quiet, listening to rain falling everywhere
in the world at once: all 15,000 tons.

At 4:20 we pull a little from the tight joint I keep behind your ear.
You do not inhale.

At 5:25 you meet me for happy hour.
My neck already salted, a lime wedged in my teeth,
a shot of tequila sitting on the bar.

At 6:30 I hear the ticking.
I count your heartbeat like seconds between thunderclaps.

By 7:35 I can see you in the distance,
each second a tease until you drape over me.
We always love quick and you never let me hold you.
I dream of drinking you through a straw.

At 8:40 you watch my beard grow 0.00027 of an inch.

At 9:45 we do not speak.
Too many people have died since we last met.

At 10:50 we pray for a meteor,
at least a clumsy kid to spill sugar in our gears.

11:55 is my favorite.
We’re only apart for mere minutes.

But at midnight you’ll apologize sixty times
because it will always be like this.

At 1:04 AM I am already sleeping.
It’s exhausting loving someone
who is constantly running away.

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— Megan Falley, “What the Hour Hand Said to the Minute Hand” (via katiefuckingsanders)

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auditoryassault:

I hate the word homophobia.

It is not a phobia.

You are not scared.

You are just an asshole.

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itsalllaboursfault:

We already know David Cameron is having a shitty day thanks to the stupid Leveson inquiry. Well, it’s actually got worse. Nick showed him some footage on their iPad of, like, fuckloads of people marching in London. They were chanting and stuff and David Cameron heard his name a BUNCH of times. So, obviously, he assumed everyone had turned out to cheer him up and remind him what a fucking top drawer Prime Minister he is. OK, they didn’t bring confetti or t-shirt cannons which would have been better, but it was kind of a nice gesture. 
ANYWAY. It turned out the bastards were actually there to protest about, like… oh god, David Cameron doesn’t fucking well know what it was about. Something boring. Being poor, probably. Whatever it was about, it’s RUINED his day and he hopes they’re happy. He’s going to ring Ed Miliband and tell him all the reasons it’s his fault until Ed cries. 

itsalllaboursfault:

We already know David Cameron is having a shitty day thanks to the stupid Leveson inquiry. Well, it’s actually got worse. Nick showed him some footage on their iPad of, like, fuckloads of people marching in London. They were chanting and stuff and David Cameron heard his name a BUNCH of times. So, obviously, he assumed everyone had turned out to cheer him up and remind him what a fucking top drawer Prime Minister he is. OK, they didn’t bring confetti or t-shirt cannons which would have been better, but it was kind of a nice gesture. 

ANYWAY. It turned out the bastards were actually there to protest about, like… oh god, David Cameron doesn’t fucking well know what it was about. Something boring. Being poor, probably. Whatever it was about, it’s RUINED his day and he hopes they’re happy. He’s going to ring Ed Miliband and tell him all the reasons it’s his fault until Ed cries. 

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vinylenthusiast:

Hanging on the Telephone covered by Blondie

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"There is a rumor going around that I have found God. I think this is unlikely because I have enough difficulty finding my keys, and there is empirical evidence that they exist."

 Sir Terry Pratchett, The Daily Mail (U.K.), June 21, 2008  (via nonplussedbyreligion)

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got-glint:

Redid the flowers on my shoes; after a while they started getting pretty knackered

looks wicked

got-glint:

Redid the flowers on my shoes; after a while they started getting pretty knackered

looks wicked